Girls vs Boys

Be glad you have girls instead of boys. This is a true story about my nephew, Scott. 
One day my sister was washing her van. Scott, age 6, wanted to help. There is not much a 6 year old can do but she got some windex and paper towels and told him to wash all the windows inside the van. When he got through she walked around to inspect his work and complemented him. "You did a really good job on all the windows except one." "No," he told her, " I got them all." 

"You missed the back one, I can see smudges on the corner." 
Scott told her, "That's not smudges, that's stuff out of my nose I am saving."